Seek and ye shall find ... something

Odd web searches that have led people to my blog in recent months:

• land mammal with highest blood pressure (well, work has been kinda stressful lately...)
• is turkey a mammal (ummm, do you mean the country, or the bird?)
• lousy poets (none of those here! you go away now!)
• fun experiments that go boom (mad scientist, huh?)
• sucker fish costume (dude, it's nowhere near Halloween...)
• blackbirds pooping on outdoor tables (yeah, that's why I like to eat inside)
• i wasn't accepted at breadloaf (me neither. Oh wait, I didn't apply.)
• ariel view of sharks (I don't think Plath had any shark poems. I could be wrong.)
• can i go to work with a scratched cornea (dude, stay home. That's a good excuse.)
• what kind of mammal is living in my yard (I'm gonna take a guess and say ... a heffalump?)
• low residency mfa, cheap (SNERK! dream on...)
• jackal clockradio garden (the hell...?)
• cranky violinist on beach (Paging Rebecca Loudon!)

It's hot here. It's been over 90 degrees for ten days running. Saturday we might have a cold snap -- it might top out at 89. The humidity has also been at least 50% even in the heat of the day, and up to 80-90% at night. I don't approve. I think my brain is parboiled.